What’s On
Louth Riverhead Theatre has a long running history of providing a varied calendar of events throughout the year - Drama, Musical, Comedy and more. Explore our upcoming events below and check back regularly as we add new events all the time.
Mrs Smith
Ever wondered what your teacher was thinking? Let Facebook’s Mrs Smith enlighten you!
Mrs Smith was an ordinary teacher in an ordinary school until she went viral on Facebook and accidentally became a stand-up comedian.1,2,3, Eyes on Me! is the follow up to her sellout show of 2023 that debuted at the Edinburgh Fringe.
This show is suitable for 18+
No photography or recording is allowed to preserve Mrs Smith's anonymity.
The Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old London Town
Something is rotten in Old London Town…
In Victorian England, a rotten, raspberry blower is claiming the lives of the upper-classes. The dark alleyways and moonlit graveyards of London are alive with the repetitive dins of the Phantom.
Inspector Corner of the Yard and his faithful sidekick, Sergeant Bowles, are fed up with these din-dins. The case is afoot. Will the Phantom be uncloaked? All will be revealed… particularly if the Phantom uncloaks himself.
Immortalised by The Two Ronnies, this Jack the Ripper parody is raspberry-jam-packed with Spike Milligan’s and Ronnie Barker’s love of surreal absurdism, clever puns, near-the-knuckle ribaldry, quick-fire jokes and famous wordplay.
Celebrating the 50th anniversary since its original broadcast in 1976, this newly adapted stage play brings the Phantom back to life like never before.
Presented by Hambledon Productions with the kind permission of Spike Milligan Productions Ltd and Handles for Forks Ltd.
It's Nice Up North - 20th Anniversary Screening
IT’S NICE UP NORTH SCREENING TOUR AUTUMN 2026
‘Utterly inspired’ MARC LEE, The Telegraph
RBM presents.. A 20th-anniversary screening tour of Graham Fellows’ much loved comedy documentary It’s Nice Up North starring his alter ego John Shuttleworth. The tour is also being presented as a tribute to the late Martin Parr, the celebrated photographer who shot the movie, and whose distinctive eye is central to the movie’s charm and enduring appeal.
‘Eccentric, beautifully inconsequential..’ Time Out
It’s Nice Up North follows the legendary comic character John Shuttleworth - on a gently absurd journey through the Shetland Islands to test the theory that the further north you go, the nicer people become. Foiled by failing light, let down by a flat car battery, and buffeted by the constant wind, John doggedly pursues his quest; asking everyone he meets the all important question; ‘Is it nice up North?’Co-starring Shetland tour guide, Elma Johnson, as herself, and featuring the magical and inspiring music of Shetland’s folk ensemble Fiddlers Bid
“A hilarious spoof travelogue" (Metro)
Long-time Louth resident Graham Fellows will be in attendance for a post-screening Q&A, and to discuss his on and off screen relationship with Martin Parr and how the photographer chose to adapt his legendary techniques to a film camera and crew on a remote Scottish island.
‘An intriguing sociological study of a slightly odd man’ Sunday Times
Length: 2 hours including interval. Film certification U - SUITABLE FOR ALLTickets: £15
Beauty and the Beast
Join Belle on a magical adventure as she sets out to rescue her father from a mysterious castle, home to a fearsome Beast cursed by the wicked Sorceress Sourbreath. As Belle takes her father 's place, she discovers there may be more to the Beast than meets the eye.
Funny Money
Henry A. Perkins, a mild-mannered accountant, accidentally picks up the wrong briefcase, one full of cash, and decides to keep it. Convinced it's illicit, he rushes home to flee to Barcelona with his bewildered wife.
But when police detectives arrive-one suspecting him of soliciting, another believing him to be dead-Henry's attempts to escape spiral into a series of increasingly chaotic and hilarious misunderstandings.
69 Shades Limper
69 SHADES LIMPER
Written & directed by Matt Sargent
October 1, 2 and 3rd Louth Riverhead Theatre
Following successful visits with ‘Teechers’, ‘Shakers’, ‘Swingers’, ‘69 Shades of Beige’ and ’70 Shades Damper’, MJS Productions makes a return to our stage. The hard working, multi-role playing trio of Matt Sargent, Nikki Law and Danielle Logan bring us another fast paced, hilarious, comedy fueled story of love and misadventure. We see a trio of friends meet, develop and a mis matched love story develop. Infidelity & In-Laws, Nuns & Nudist beaches, sunburn and randy pensioners all play a part in this fast paced, well staged comedy. Strap yourselves in for 69 Shades Limper.
The Full Monty
In 1997, a BAFTA award-winning British film about six out-of-work Sheffield steelworkers with nothing to lose took the world by storm. And now they’re back, live on stage... only for them, it really has to be The Full Monty. Simon Beaufoy, the Oscar-winning writer of the film, has now gone back to Sheffield where it all started to rediscover the men, the women, the heartache and the hilarity of a city on the dole.
Due to nudity and language, this show is unsuitable for children under 12 years old.
Keeping Up Appearances
Step into the world of one of Britain's most beloved sitcoms in this new stage adaptation of Keeping Up Appearances. Featuring the iconic characters from the classic BBC comedy, this fresh and hilarious production brings Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced Bookay, of course!) back to the stage in a delightful new story.
When Hyacinth sets her sights on the world of amateur dramatics, chaos is sure to follow. As she attempts to bring her unique brand of class and refinement to the local theatre group, tensions rise, tempers flare, and the results are nothing short of spectacularly funny.
With all the charm, wit, and farcical fun of the original TV series, this stage play is a must-see for fans of classic British comedy. Will Hyacinth finally get the recognition she believes she deserves? Or will her theatrical ambitions take a dramatic turn?
Jack & The Beanstalk
Join us for a magical adventure in our annual Pantomime Jack and the Beanstalk. Follow the daring young Jack as he embarks on a thrilling quest to save his village from the clutches of the fearsome Giant Blundabore and his wicked henchman, Fleshcreep. With the help of his mischievous brother Simon, their lovable cow Daisy, and the ever-charming Dame Trot, Jack sets off on a journey filled with laughter, music, and surprises. But when he trades his family’s last hope for a handful of mysterious beans, he soon discovers that sometimes, the most extraordinary adventures begin in the most unexpected ways.
Packed with hilarious comedy, catchy songs, and plenty of audience participation, this traditional pantomime promises fun for the whole family. Cheer for our heroes, boo the villain, and marvel at the magic as a towering beanstalk leads to an adventure beyond the clouds! Will Jack defeat the Giant, rescue the Princess, and bring peace back to the village? There's only one way to find out - join us for an unforgettable journey in Jack and the Beanstalk!
To purchase a £50 Family Ticket (2 adults and 2 under 18s) please visit our Box Office or telephone us on 01507 600350 between 10AM and 1PM - Monday to Saturday.
The 11A.M. show on Sunday 11th January will be a relaxed performance.